Enchantingly Disenchanted

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10
Feb

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fave makeup brands?

Ooh, a girly question! I’m partial to anything that hides my burgeoning crow’s feet and the occasional zit. That usually takes the form of Benefit, Laura Mercier, NARS, Shu Uemura, Chanel and Dior products.

And yes, I’m kind of a makeup snob. That little girl that used to love to play dress up? Yeah, she’s still in there.

Sometimes, when we touch, is the honesty too much?

And I have to close my eyes and hide
I wanna hold you til I die
Til we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you till the fear in me subsides

And then maybe eat a cheeseburger or something.

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6
Feb

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Describe your ideal sexual encounter. Be as descriptive and detailed as you like, names optional.

I’d like for it to be with someone willing and sober. But hey, I’m not picky.

Who are ANY five people you would have dinner with, past or present, and what would you eat? Why these five people and this food choice?

Hmm. How about:

Katherine Swynford
Abigail Adams
Eleanor of Aquitaine
Anne of Austria
Queen Elizabeth I

As I may or may not have mentioned before, I’m kind of a history nerd - specifically, women in history. Men have dominated history such that, from a numbers perspective, women occupy a small proportion of the historical narrative. Personally, I’m eager to learn more.

In a perfect world, we’d all hang out in a Tuscan villa, drinking wine and eating caprese and pasta. We’d talk a bit about the influence of each on Western history and culture. Then we’d gab about guys and clothes and American Idol.

Good times.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

¿Qué?

ur gorgeous….age?

Thank you.

And to answer your question, I’m old enough to know better but still too young to make the right decision.

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31
Dec

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Happy New Year, you’re beautiful. Love, Rum

Thanks! You’re not so bad yourself, you know. I really think we make a good team and have some serious long-term potential. You’re so smooth and calming, and you’re always there when I need you.

Marry me?

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5

31
Dec

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I would run my fingers through your hair…

That’d be great because I’ve been wallowing around on the couch all day and man something needs to be done about all these tangles.

Also, could you maybe take care of the split ends while you’re in there? Thanks.

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31
Dec

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Does this look infected to you?

I’m sure that leftover Azithromycin you were prescribed for the chlamydia should do the trick.

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26
Dec

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Tell two truths and a lie. Please? (Now, it’s a question.)

I have never had the chicken pox.
I have never had a cavity.
I have never tried to skip out on gym class by hiding in a stairwell and throwing a classmate’s jacket over an exposed incandescent light bulb to darken said stairwell, subsequently catching the jacket on fire and getting my class-skipping ass thrown in detention.

YOU WILL NEVER KNOW.

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26
Dec

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Where are my car keys?

What, you think Santa gives freely in this economy? You’ve got to barter for your gifts, lady.

Did you check the freezer? I only ask because I once lost my keys and then found them there an hour and a half later. Of course, I had also consumed an inordinate amount of vodka that night, which is really the only reason I happened to look in the freezer in the first place.

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