Enchantingly Disenchanted

1. 17
   5
   Mar
   

   I take back any negative assumptions I may have made about the KFC Chicken & Biscuit Bowl.

   Because seriously, HOLY TASTY.

   • cholesteWHAT?
2. 47
   3
   Mar
   
   

   GPOYW - Mail Call Edition

   • GPOYW
   • GPOY
3. 458
   2
   Mar
   
   

   juliasegal:

   gifanime:sampler:killipechika:djmascotboy:tmrrwnystrdy:hauntedhallways:jertronic:via  (ursidae)

   Orko

   I hope I have better success on the job tomorrow than Orko did with his magic.

   But HELL YEAH, MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE.
4. 51
   1
   Mar
   

   My first day at my new job is tomorrow.

   I’ve ironed my super professional but equally super cute outfit. I’ve shined my black patent Mary Janes (the shoe kind, not the illegal, “Hey dude, got any cupcakes?” kind). I’ve even packed my lunch in my She-Ra lunchbox. Cause, ya know, how else are they supposed to know what an asset I am to the company?

   We are all systems go, people. All. Systems. Go.
5. 48
   1
   Mar
   
   

   doogiehowsermd:

   MUSTACHE MONDAY!

   I was trying to take a funny picture, and much like everything I set out to do, it ended up wildly creepy.

   Why hello there, Poirot.
6. 6
   1
   Mar
   

   What do you mean they don’t make the StarTAC anymore??

   SO DISAPPOINTED.
7. 20
   1
   Mar
   

   iPhone, BlackBerry or Droid?

   Decisions.
8. 38
   28
   Feb
   
   

   I feel this way about a large number of my Facebook friends as well.
9. 22
   28
   Feb
   

   I just washed my hair three times and tried to shave my legs with a Water Pik.

   This should tell you everything you’ll ever need to know about my attention span.
10. 5
    28
    Feb
    

    jonathaneunice asked: http://weareteamawesome.tumblr.com/post/413415076/omaiga-11-year-olds-wtf-is-this-ish-ummm
    
    OMG. OMG! OMFG! This made me think about Little Miss Onion Seed. I hope to GAWD your parents were not of the "Little Miss 11yo Tammy Faye Slutowski" school of Pageant Parents.
    
    OMG. Breathe, Jonathan. Breathe!

    Thanks for the link, Jonathan. I always relish the opportunity to feast my eyes on such natural beauty.

    Did I mention that I want to promote world peace? Like, uh… in the Iraq, and, uh… everywhere like such as? For the children?

    Thank you.