1. 33
    10
    Mar
    GPOYW - Late Lunch and Ready for a Nap Edition

    GPOYW - Late Lunch and Ready for a Nap Edition

  2. 28
    8
    Mar
    Tired Tiffany is tired.

    Tired Tiffany is tired.

  3. 21
    8
    Mar

    timbalanced asked: The man of your dreams just showed up for your first date, closely followed by the bomb squad. You have $.49, one cheerleader pom, an Orange Crush, Connect Four and a Slim Jim. What do you do?

    TRICK QUESTION. There is no “man of my dreams” because my dreams died ages ago, along with my dignity.

  4. 16
    8
    Mar

    OK, Crystal.

    You cleaned up. How much did you win?

  5. 22
    7
    Mar

    Choosing Sides

    There are a lot of situations and subjects in which choosing sides seems inevitable. Sports. Politics. Celebrity rivalries.

    But family? Family should never, ever be one of them.

  6. 13
    7
    Mar

    OH GOD.

    WHAT DID I DO LAST NIGHT?

  7. 38
    7
    Mar
    We are drinking champagne. We are also happy. There is probably a correlation.

    We are drinking champagne. We are also happy.

    There is probably a correlation.

  8. 11
    7
    Mar
    My front page. Cause ya know, I’ve only had the thing for 12 hours.

    My front page. Cause ya know, I’ve only had the thing for 12 hours.

  9. 87
    6
    Mar
    marleymarley: ianbrooks: herofetish: (via geneticmutations) I love this show. I’ve got all 9 seasons on DVD ARBXFLS I was obsessed with this show for the roughly 10 years or so that it was on television. OBSESSED. I would even set my VCR to record it every Sunday night so that I could watch the episodes over and over again. (Shut up.) And while I’ve never been a big fan of science fiction, I enjoyed the mythology that guided the show and was fascinated by the way its creator and writers tapped into public mistrust of the US government and various federal agencies and explored various government conspiracy theories. Oh, and I may have had a really big crush on Fox Mulder because I thought he was a super cute nerd with a cerebral yet cheesy sense of humor and really nice lips and I fear I’ve said too much.

    marleymarley:

    ianbrooks:

    herofetish:

    (via geneticmutations)

    I love this show. I’ve got all 9 seasons on DVD

    ARBXFLS

    I was obsessed with this show for the roughly 10 years or so that it was on television. OBSESSED. I would even set my VCR to record it every Sunday night so that I could watch the episodes over and over again. (Shut up.) And while I’ve never been a big fan of science fiction, I enjoyed the mythology that guided the show and was fascinated by the way its creator and writers tapped into public mistrust of the US government and various federal agencies and explored various government conspiracy theories.

    Oh, and I may have had a really big crush on Fox Mulder because I thought he was a super cute nerd with a cerebral yet cheesy sense of humor and really nice lips and I fear I’ve said too much.

  10. 35
    5
    Mar
    “What do you mean we’re out of vodka?”

    “What do you mean we’re out of vodka?”

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