1. 22
    8
    Feb

    Why hello, ex-boyfriend's father adding me on GTalk.

    This won’t be awkward AT ALL.

  2. 19
    7
    Feb
    Friend: Did you see that halftime show?
    Me: Ugh, I know. So disappointing. Makes me miss the days of "inadvertent" boob flashing.
    Friend: Yeah. They should have let Daughtry perform instead.
    Me: ...
    *Remove friend*
  3. 8
    7
    Feb

    THAT'S the commercial that caused such an uproar?

    Underwhelmed.

  4. 7
    7
    Feb

    Ugh, Carrie Underwood is kind of gorgeous.

    That bitch.

  5. 17
    7
    Feb

    "hiding Facebook status updates like it's my job"

  6. 8
    7
    Feb

    So...

    I watched The Hurt Locker and it was definitely the right choice. It’s an intense and powerful film that I highly recommend.

    AND NO, I DID NOT WATCH GAMER. The only incentive there was Gerard Butler, but then there’s Jamie Fox and the empty spectacle of two hours of exaggerated crap action and blood spurts. I’d just as soon play Call of Duty 4 for a couple of hours.

  7. 29
    7
    Feb
    I don’t have cute kids or a hot boyfriend/fiance/husband to show off, so this is what you get. And yes, that is a bag of Tostitos she is lying next to. But don’t you judge me. DON’T YOU DARE JUDGE ME.

    I don’t have cute kids or a hot boyfriend/fiance/husband to show off, so this is what you get.

    And yes, that is a bag of Tostitos she is lying next to. But don’t you judge me. DON’T YOU DARE JUDGE ME.

  8. 6
    6
    Feb

    "making friends with tiffanyjmoore"

    atsirhc:

    also, SHE IS MY MOTHERFUCKING NEIGHBOR AND STUFF.

    OH HAI, NEIGHBOR.

    Can you believe we have the internet all the way down here? IT IS AMAZING.

  9. 2
    6
    Feb

    So cute.

  10. 8
    6
    Feb

    formspring.me

    Describe your ideal sexual encounter. Be as descriptive and detailed as you like, names optional.

    I’d like for it to be with someone willing and sober. But hey, I’m not picky.

    Who are ANY five people you would have dinner with, past or present, and what would you eat? Why these five people and this food choice?

    Hmm. How about:

    Katherine Swynford
    Abigail Adams
    Eleanor of Aquitaine
    Anne of Austria
    Queen Elizabeth I

    As I may or may not have mentioned before, I’m kind of a history nerd - specifically, women in history. Men have dominated history such that, from a numbers perspective, women occupy a small proportion of the historical narrative. Personally, I’m eager to learn more.

    In a perfect world, we’d all hang out in a Tuscan villa, drinking wine and eating caprese and pasta. We’d talk a bit about the influence of each on Western history and culture. Then we’d gab about guys and clothes and American Idol.

    Good times.

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    ¿Qué?

    ur gorgeous….age?

    Thank you.

    And to answer your question, I’m old enough to know better but still too young to make the right decision.

    Ask away

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